The Unwanted Visitor

i like how you write. crisp, communicative and clean. i am in between jobs right now and not properly located in life. i have a brand new laptop to use, and many, many dear things to say to others…

Whosoever Will, May Come

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There was a loud, persistent rapping on my door. Fearing it might be a Jehovah’s Witness, I cautiously tip toed across the room and peeked through the opening in the drapes. It was even worse. There on my doorstep was my pesky alter ego with his silly hat and cape wanting another dumb conversation. He had been reading my blog and noticed that it is still doing poorly. So few followers and even fewer comments. I told him I swear the “Follow” button malfunctioned a long time ago. It’s also stuck where it says site views per hour in the last 24 hours. It keeps registering 0. He scoffed and poo pooed melike I was a habitual liar.

” Look,” he continued, “The problem is, your posts are boring.”

  “No, they’re not!” I whined defensively. “You’re just jealous because you can’t write anything worth squat.”

My alter ego…

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